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Joke of the Day

"I once auditioned for ""Man Laying Fertilizer"" in a commercial, and afterward, they asked me to do it again but to keep in mind hes straight."

"2 fish were in a tank, what did one of them say to the other? How do I drive this thing?"

"Did you hear about the man who killed 47 donkeys? I heard it was an assacre"

"Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So you can tell them apart from feminists."

"Who manufactures Quidditch balls. Wilson. J.K. Rawling"

"Want to know a Harry Potter riddle? Tom Marvolo"

"A man walks into a fancy dress party in calvin klein briefs... The host asks him 'what are you dressed as?' Premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants."

"Happy 1 year anniversary to the Lean Cuisine in my freezer!"

"I can ignore you so hard you will begin to doubt your own existence."

"My gym teacher said get in line or ill tip a cow. i asked ""how much money are you gonna tip the cow?"""