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Joke of the Day

"REV. SHARPTON Calling Al Sharpton a reverend is like calling Jeffrey Dahmer a chef"

"Whenever I go home from work... Have to make sure to leave an hour to sober up!"

"Plato walks into a bar. And he realises that the bar is not a real bar. In fact, it contains the concept of 'a bar'. Then, with an amazed face, he says: ""This bar is ideal!"""

"what did yoda say to a golfer May the course be with you"

"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 8 pints."

"A jealous woman...can make the FBI look like mall security."

"Why did Hitler need to get a new car? His was Stalin."

"what is a jew that has eaten too many beans? a gas chamber"

"I called the rape support hotline last night. Apparently it is only for victims."

"9: ""Mom, that's a pretty necklace. Can I have it?"" Me: ""No, I got it as a gift."" 9: ""Well, can I have it when you die, then?"""