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Joke of the Day
"REV. SHARPTON Calling Al Sharpton a reverend is like calling Jeffrey Dahmer a chef"
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"Today I wanted to make a broken pencil pun But there's no point."
"What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use? Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people."
"Why did the man take a shower? He was a thief"
"El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive. I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth."
"Whats the difference between reddit and hell? Hell *fires* bad people"
"When my wife wants my opinion, she'll give it to me."
"Someone just sat across from me at a table at Starbucks. They got too close to my food so I bit them."
"Whats the difference between jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come home from camp"
"why don 't women wear watches? there's a clock on the stove"