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Joke of the Day
"Might I integrate your curves tonight?"
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"What do Jewish pedophiles say to kids? Hey, wanna buy some candy?"
"People think it's okay to drive like assholes until we end up at a stoplight together and I'm dropping my rottweiler through their sunroof."
"My girlfriend complained that I never listen to her. At least that's what I think she said."
"You want to hear a paper pun? It's tearable."
"Thinking about your eyeballs under your eyelids and wet pulsing organs under your skin is a terrible way to try to fall asleep."
"""I am Daenerys Targaryen. The Unburnt. Mother of Dragons. Breaker of chains. Que-"" Job interviewer: Three references is fine."
"All i'm saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first."
"A zero and an eight are walking in a desert... and the zero asks the eight ""aren't you too hot with that belt on?"""
"When I see a couple fighting I like to walk up to the one who's more pissed off and whisper ""We can make it look like a suicide"" and wink"