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Joke of the Day

"Might I integrate your curves tonight?"

"I thought about opening up a cemetery... but it seems like it would be a large undertaking."

"What's Irish and sits by the pool? Paddy O'Furniture"

"Knock on your neighbors door and ask if they've seen your cat. When they say no pull your cat out of your pocket and make the introductions"

"15 out of 12 beers agree I can't do math when I'm drunk."

"I just met a girl named ellen she's the complete inverse of my e^(x)"

"Before I eat chips, I have to look in the bag for a perfect one"

"What's the difference between a hotel and a lodge? You can't hotel your dick into someone's ass."

"It's important for a dentist to know advanced mathematics They often have to deal with calculus on the job."

"what do you call the act of masturbation before you sleep? the stroke of midnight."