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Joke of the Day

"A miser writes his will and names himself as the heir. This is actually one of the oldest known jokes. http://mentalfloss.com/article/57470/11-jokes-worlds-oldest-jokebook"

"Whats long and green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger."

"if a gay man inquires about something.... Is it a queery?"

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil on my chest."

"My Sunday School teacher is so old... .. when the New Testament came out she said ""I don't care for the new curriculum."""

"How can you tell male from female ants? Throw them in a bucket of water; if it floats, it's buoyant."

"It's so cute how you think wearing that cross around your neck exempts you from being a reasonable human being"

"The best joke ever created. Feminism."

"Ouija boards are officially obsolete, now that the dead can read messages addressed to them on Facebook."

"What goes eek eek bang? A mouse in a minefield !"