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Joke of the Day
"I've got a good knock knock joke. But you have to start it"
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"Me: yah after the car accident i can barely raise my arm Lawyer: how high could u raise it before Me:*raises arm over head* like this high"
"What do you call 100 lesbians with assault rifles? Militia Etheridge"
"Why did the pirate's rap song become such a hit? The bass was pegged, his hook was just right, and it made all the girls shake they booty."
"Why Wasn't Hitler Allowed to Host Jeapoardy? He kept asking the contestants if their answers were their final solution."
"Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes."
"Monica Lewinsky turns 39!! They grow up so fast...seems like yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees puting everything in her mouth!!!"
"I just found out a distant relative of mine has eaten three people. It's a lot to digest..."
"How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently more than 5, as my basement is still dark"
"What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can."