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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 100 lesbians with assault rifles? Militia Etheridge"

"Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server? Just because ICANN."

"Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways? All that Muslim hatred can really run you down."

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by BATMAN!"

"How do you make a racing snail faster? I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish."

"How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die? A Yeast Infection"

"Five emos in a room A study has shown that if you put five emos in a room, one of them will eventually kill himself because he wont have a corner to cry in."

"Just overheard someone say they need an ""escape goat"" for their project & I can't decide if they're a complete idiot or an evil genius."

"Absentmindedness SHE""I consider, John, that sheep are the stupidest creatures living."" HE(absent-mindedly)""Yes, my lamb."""

"How did Jesus like his chicken? Crucifried"