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Joke of the Day

"England 1 - 2 Iceland Credits to Iceland though, can't take that away."

"Damn boy! What's your zodiac sign? Bc I think we should make that Sagittariuu into SagittariUS Oh you're a Leo? Le OH ..where are you going?"

"What is the difference between a kid and a fridge The fridge does not scream when I put my meat in it."

"Got a call that my Grandma only has 1 day left to live... But I'm still not paying the ransom."

"What animal never forgets national tragedies? the nine-elephant"

"Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I know life is really, really tough for the visually impaired. :("

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus Because it wasn't born yesterday"

"A guy with a rock on his head hit someone and was charged with basalt and hattery."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick..."

"""Can I get you to-"" YES! ""Great! Here it-"" I'LL DO IT! ""Don't you want to-"" MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO... - Adam Sandler being handed a script"