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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if someone is a pilot? They'll just tell you."
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"You know what's funny? My life :("
"Put my grandma on speed dial Call that Instagram. My friend told me this a little while ago."
"Today I had a second helping of hummus. I was arrested for double hummus-ide."
"I really don't understand why people tell 9/11 jokes. What happened on the ninth of November?"
"A rubberball company went broke... But they bounced back"
"How do you drown a hipster? Convince them breathing under water is the new fad."
"Whats the question to the answer ""it's a cockrobin"" What's that up my ass Batman?"
"Violinists are so brave. They fret not."
"One time I won a raffle in England, turns out it was for knighthood. Boy was I Sir prized"