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Joke of the Day

"Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats? Mao"

"What is the difference between a jew and a Christian There is no difference. I don't discriminate when I kill."

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B. It sounds better when said aloud."

"How can you call someone and sound fabulous? Use a homophone."

"Totally gonna fail the Black History test at the end of the Month."

"What do you call a baby deer's droppings? FawnDoo! Nailed it."

"Why can't priests have children? Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God."

"[Pick Up Line] Is someone calling me, Or are you just that beautiful. Because Something Is vibrating in my Pocket..."

"There's too much nudity on TV these days... ... all I can do is sit here and shake my fist at it."

"Why can't women enjoy porn as much as men? They can tell when the girls are faking it. (This joke best after a few drinks)"