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Joke of the Day

"If Donald Trump becomes the President of the United States of America... ...there will be hell toupee!"

"I am on a seafood diet Every time I see food, I eat it."

"What's the only thing a feminist is going to change? The Laundry"

"Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits."

"Some friends of mine recently lost their baby. They swore to never dress him in camouflage again if he turns up."

"an owl mistook my man bun for a sleeping hamster again today"

"My phone just autocorrected ""Haha"" to ""Jaja"" so I guess I'm Mexican now."

"""I have a hard time with faces. One time I mistook a wolf for my dead grandmother LOL!"" - Little Red Riding Hood, talking to a coat rack."

"Girl, are you Chernobyl? Because you warm me to the core and leave me glowing. Also I think you've killed some people."

"All jeans are skinny jeans... ...if you're fat enough."