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Joke of the Day

"The roundest Knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."

"What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys"

"I spent all night wondering where the sun went, but then it dawned on me..."

"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a scorpion"

"I'll see your Limerick. . I was driving along in my Bentley, tossing off ever so gently I hit a bump in the road and I shot my load not on purpose, but quite accidently!"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a snail Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!"

"What's the difference between spider man and superman? peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent."

"It really doesn't matter if the baby's smoking a cigarette or a joint, I think we can all agree that's one fucking cool baby."

"""Helga tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?"" ""Because they're stupid"" said her friend."

"It's pretty sad that even in 2013 chameleons care so much about skin color."