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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire? They only wanna go down on her once a month"
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"Why can't you eat soup in The Matrix? Because there is no spoon."
"What kind of music do rabbits listen to? HIP HOP"
"Twitter mobile app is still showing stars not hearts so I'm going to stay on here like those violinists at the end of Titanic."
"What do you call a a a a aoohhh? Yo mama last night bro."
"Thought of this while making dinner Want to hear a joke about location? Nevermind. You had to be there"
"Why is your mom like a vacuum? She sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet. Not to mention she also gets turned on by your dad"
"What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath? Men toes."
"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?"
"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? ...To get to the same side"