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Joke of the Day
"My god said a man while staring at his computer All these jokes are bogus"
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"There are three things I hate... * reposts * bullet lists * irony"
"One day Canada will conquer the galaxy... And they'll call it the *Milky Eh*."
"What is WRONG with you??? Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything"
"What's a scientist's favorite gum flavor? .......Ex-*spearmint*."
"The very worst STD you can get is probably KIDS."
"They say a woman does better research than the FBI... Good thing a man can hide secrets better than the CIA."
"Next time you're asked ""What's Up"" respond ""A delightful animated film about a young boy and an old man who fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house."""
"It's been so hot lately, so I finally got a new AC... and i nicknamed it DIRK cuz it's so clutch against the heat."
"I've had like 6 red bulls, so of course I'm vacuuming the front yard."