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Joke of the Day
"One day Canada will conquer the galaxy... And they'll call it the *Milky Eh*."
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"Wiki Hi this is a wiki I work on. I need help to expand it. It is a satirical humour based wiki. Someone any one please help me."
"I saw two really fat people today talking... Looked like a heavy discussion"
"Why do scuba-divers fall backwards off the boat? ...Because if they fell forwards they'd fall back into the boat."
"The clearer your conscience, the more likely you are to answer a call from an unknown number."
"How do you seduce a fat woman? PIece of cake."
"What is the greatest intermolecular force of all time? Dipole, dipole, dipole, dipole, and dipole!"
"In a philosophy class... Professor: Sometimes an idiot's question is too hard for even 10 geniuses to answer. One student pipes up: No wonder I fail my tests."
"I've just been in the garden with my stepladder Not my real ladder, I don't get on with him"
"Wearing Your Wedding! A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman."