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Joke of the Day

"One day Canada will conquer the galaxy... And they'll call it the *Milky Eh*."

"This joke tops everything. This joke everything."

"What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4? 3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: ""and YOU'RE the math guy!"" >_< Burned.)"

"When I was young I used to be young and stupid. Now I'm just stupid."

"I don't know why they don't let priests marry and have kids seems like a great way to guarantee they don't have sex."

"Sometimes all I'm really doing with my life is just trying to make it from one weekend to the next."

"I'm no Exorcist, but i did scare the hell out of someone once."

"Maybe the Mayans were talking about hockey"

"How do you confuse a Jew? Put the bacon on sale for half-off."

"Did you hear about the guy who got fired from Crayola last week? He desecrated the holy crayon."