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Joke of the Day
"Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you're donating blood..."
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"Need wrist jokes My little brother just broke his wrist and we are sitting in the hospital. He requested wrist jokes. Anybody have some?"
"A terrorist posts on reddit. His post blows up. He meets 72 virgins. His day could not be better."
"Ok, Surgeon General, alcohol is bad for pregnant women. The warning label might be more effective stating alcohol causes pregnant women."
"An Irishman walks out of a bar"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Triskaidekaphobia."
"I got arrested today for not opening the door for my neighbour.... Apparently it's illegal to keep him locked inside my house"