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Joke of the Day

"What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth? Both have a very expensive retainer."

"I try to fill the void in my life with food... But it always goes to shit."

"What did the pirate name his pet clam? Michelle"

"Do you know what would make this sub better? No more /u/JokeExplainBot"

"What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill? Tsunami Warning"

"I just got an iPhone 7S for my wife I thought that was a good trade"

"[in a mosh pit] why is everyone so upset"

"Tried to type hustlin', iPhone corrected to hustling'. I don't need to see the casing to know that I've got the white iPhone."

"What's a cats favorite firearm? A meowser"