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Joke of the Day
"It's so cold that I have to take half a Viagra so I won't pee on my shoes."
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"With the right person, there is no such thing as inappropriate behavior."
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"My boss is so inappropriate at work Whenever there's an opportunity for innuendo he slips it in"
"My local post office uses four checkouts unless it's really busy; then they use one."
"HOLD YOUR HORSES. Love your horses. Remind your horses everyday how much you love them. Feed your horses."
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