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Joke of the Day
"Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism? Because you might get Sikh"
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"Dr: I was going to ask if you were sexually active but- Me [wearing hot dog costume]: but what"
"When you neutralize an acidic solution in a titration, what do you do? Drop the base."
"I'm so sick of gravity! It's really brining me down."
"The older I get, the more I understand why Squidward is always so annoyed."
"When I misplace something and you say ""where did you have it last"" I feel like you don't know what misplace means."
"My fiancee is like a good joke Short and Sweet"
"Did you hear about the Mexican word of the day? Chicken wings My wife plays the lottery so chicken wings some money!!!"
"When's a door not a door? When it's slightly ajar."
"It is impossible to act naturally right after someone tells you to act naturally."