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Joke of the Day

"Mortgage Dream The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one."

"I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow? #badpickuplines"

"Tired? Cranky ? Feeling like crap .....There's a nap for that ."

"I bet male porn stars don't find themselves in tight spots very often."

"What do you call a beloved terrorist? Guantanamo Bae"

"If you were a browser, you'd be called FireFoxy."

"Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!"

"I learned today that ""bust a nut"" doesn't mean ""work really hard"" and boy aren't I embarrassed about using it in all those work memos."

"Oh, I'm just in the bathroom stall, standing on the toilet. So yeah, it's 4/20 & I'm totally high on pot."

"What do you call a slave snickers bar Sniggers"