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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great Food! No atmosphere."
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"How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship? 9/11"
"I just got arrested for playing chess in the middle of the road It's because I'm black, isn't it."
"The sentence ""I'm aware"" isn't very scary Unless you put Wolf on the end."
"[during ultrasound] wife: I really thought you were the father me: how could you do this to me? wife's grey and black lover: I told y'all"
"My girlfriend is from another Nation. ImagiNATION"
"What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself? Sewercide"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ? Bargain up the wrong tree !"
"What's a poops favorite color? Turdquoise"
"Saw a sign that said ""Join a 5k run! Fight childhood obesity!"" Shouldn't the kids just run it themselves?"