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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub? So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet."
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"Obama: Hello Amer- *feels a tug on his suit coat* What Joe?? Biden: What color should the lion be? Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*"
"I like my Friday nights like I like my jeans high-wasted."
"My fairy godmother asked me ""Do you want a long penis or a long memory?"" I don't remember my answer"
"there are like 4 billion words in the english language but there's nothing quite so damning to someone's character as ""that guy sucks"""
"When he was arrested, the mafioso was intent on not ratting anyone out. But he had ebola, so... ...he spilled his guts to the cops."
"Telemarketer: Are you a homeowner? Me: How big are your lips? Telemarketer: .... Me: Your lips. Are they huge? *click*"
"What do you call someone who failed rehab? Back on crack"
"What is a pirates favorite letter You probably think it's ""arrr"" but it be the ""c"""
"I met a gay couple in Ireland the other day Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"