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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub? So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet."
Next Joke
"Can I have some orange juice? You: Can I have some orange juice? Other person: sure go ahead. You: Do you have any orange? Other person: what? You: I have jews but i dont have any orange."
"Wolverine: You know what I can't heal? Jean: What Logan? Wolverine: A broken heart *professor x starts laughing from the other room*"
"My husband and I have been in an open marriage for five years. I hope he's ok with it when he finds out."
"In 1466, Dracula started eating 16-year-old virgins. In 2015, he died of starvation."
"Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons? Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!"
"The most terrifying thing a woman can say to me is ""notice anything different?"""
"Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing."
"When I see crate of kittens in a pet store I think ""oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"""
"What did one depressed saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support before people think we're nuts!"