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Joke of the Day
"In 1466, Dracula started eating 16-year-old virgins. In 2015, he died of starvation."
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"a disturbing new trend called hot bowling: teens order a breadbowl full of soup at Panera & attempt to eat the breadbowl BEFORE the soup"
"Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I'm a short order cook."
"Hey, maybe one time we could make a sitcom where the husband is out of the wife's league and the wife says stupid shit all the time."
"What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair? Artificial Intelligence."
"I knew the psychic was a fraud the second she accepted my check"
"What's for dinner Dad? *Wookie steak.* Is it any good? *A little Chewy*"
"How many mangoes make a dozen? Six girls ;)"
"I saw my brothers mate yesterday... I said, ""You shouldn't be doing that, you're brothers!"""
"Marriage Tip: If your husband is watching golf, show him you're interested by repeatedly asking ""why doesn't our lawn ever look that nice?"""