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Joke of the Day

"Religious groups put on performances for an audience The Christians put on a hell of a show, the Jews knocked their socks off, but the Muslims blew them all away."

"I got raped by a troupe of mimes last night They performed unspeakable acts."

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? you nail food to the ceiling"

"I like my women like i like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer."

"What's an archaeologist? Someone whose career is in ruins."

"What do you call a cow woth a twitch? Beef Jerky"

"""Shelley's coming over."" ""Shelley from work or Shelley who was raised by gorillas?"" *gets hit in the face with poop*"

"I think it's important for women to know there are men who stand at urinals and pee with their hands on their hips like they're Superman."

"A man got hit in the head with a drink... It's okay, though; it was a soft drink."

"You're the bomb! A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."