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Joke of the Day

"1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? -top 3 things on my mind when I'm in a a conversation"

"What is a good title for a movie about bacon? ""Babe: The Final Chapter"""

"Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight. It's an absolute mystery as to why though. The plot thickens..."

"Jesus wasn't just fit.... He was crossfit."

"two blondes walked into a bar You thought one of them would of seen it"

"I hate when people text me ""what are you doing?"" at 1:00 pm on a weekday. Well I don't have your Art History degree, so probably ""working""."

"I just started a new band called 'Blankets and Duvets' We've already been called the best cover band of all time"

"""Are you chewing, boy?"" said the teacher ""This is the worst blowjob I've had all day"""

"I think my entire family is racist. I was dating an Asian woman and eventually brought her to my home to meet my family My wife and kids didn't even want to talk to me."

"I used to be great at word play. Once a pun a time."