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Joke of the Day
"Cats are just fuzzy houseplants that hate you."
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"You know who's a real motherfucker? Oedipus"
"What is the one riddle that everyone gives up? The riddle of life!"
"You scream, I scream, we all scream, then I leave the women's restroom."
"Give a man a fish & he'll be all ""WTF are you giving me a fish for? That's weird"" Teach a man to fish & he'll be all ""Again with the fish?"""
"I had a scary moment when..... I had a scary moment when I was opening my new expensive furniture with a stanley knife. I damn near slit my shelf"
"[ Boyfriend walks into the room ] Well, well, well....if it isn't the boy who tried to break up with me in a dream last night."
"Die Hard (1988) A shoeless New Yorker murders a bunch of people at his wife's office Christmas party."
"What do you call a horny Donald Trump? President-Erect"
"There's this great joke I read on 9gag..."