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Joke of the Day
"What is the best part about having sex with twenty eight year-olds? There are twenty of them."
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"Why do jewish men get circumcised? Because a jewish woman wouldn't touch anything unless it's 20% off."
"Why do Communists drink herbal tea? Because proper-tea is theft."
"Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?"
"Ah, Breast Cancer Awareness Month. If you know you have boobs, go get checked. You too ladies."
"How many? How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but I have no idea how they got in there."
"Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%. - It's called wedding cake."
"Pop up ads are the Jehovahs witness of the internet."
"Coworker: You look tired. Did you not get enough sleep last night? Me: Nope. Slept great! But thanks for telling me I look like shit."