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Joke of the Day
"So a baby seal walks into a club ........ ^^^that's ^^^it."
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"Why did the geologist's wife leave him? He took her for granite."
"I will be answering all questions with both middle fingers this morning."
"My therapist diagnosed me with oppositional defiant disorder but I told them they were wrong."
"I have a Punjabi friend He Singhs very well"
"Your gene pool should be drained, the area bleached & the ground burned & salted. But other than that you seem like a great person."
"You can tell a lot about a person just by noticing how they continue to talk after you've sighed six or seven times."
"My buddy is doing a semester abroad. I would be perfectly content doing a broad a semester."
"*rubs temples* security guard: Hey you! Stop touching the historic buildings at this ancient religious site!!"
"Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side."