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Joke of the Day

"Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe? Because they have a quidditch."

"Why did the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos made it to the finals? Because they want that **Super Bowl!**"

"Past, Present and Future walk into a bar... It was tense."

"Some schools are banning Santa so they don't offend non-Christian students. That sucks, because Santa is my favorite part of the Bible."

"How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer."

"That awkward moment when you lazily follow someone cos of 1 funny joke, then realize all the rest of their stuff is KKK recruitment material"

"What do you call a partying Hansen's disease patient? A social leper."

"Wanna hear a joke? Feminism (I'm going to hell anyway, the least i can do is have fun on the way)"

"Statistics never show how many accidents each year are the direct result of a guy checking out some chick's ass."

"Sh*t happens... I mean look at you."