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Joke of the Day

"""If I could have dinner with any person, dead or alive... ..I would choose alive."" -BJ Novak-"

"You know pterodactyls' don't make noise right? Even the P is silent."

"Today is ""Jamaican hair day"" at work. I'm dreading it."

"Don't open a store on Mt. Everest You'd be surprised how quickly things go downhill from there..."

"Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends? Because he was shellfish."

"Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap."

"Q: When should you charge a battery? A: When you can't pay cash."

"My dog is disabled so I have to hold him up when he pees. Long story short, I'm getting really good at writing my name in the snow."

"She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, we are both very unprepared for this cold weather"

"How is a photon like an abandoned church? They have no mass."