136716
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a smart blonde? A mircale"
Next Joke
"don't eat yellow snow is a pretty sound rule but i would warn against eating any kind of weather"
"ACQUAINTANCE: (crying) Nobody likes me ME: I like you ACQUAINTANCE: (crying harder) Nobody good likes me"
"I've got 70 hobbies. '69'ing and fishing."
"The real winner in the Mayweather Pacquiao fight.? The Bookmakers"
"The neighbors are still looking for their dog. That shit was good"
"[My Joke] Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated? Because their performance is lack-cluster."
"What fruit can't get married? CANTELOPE"
"You shouldn't eat Xmas decorations You will get tinselitis"
"what is the mods favorite joke? [deleted]"