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Joke of the Day

"When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky. They're always 20 years behind everything. Mark Twain"

"Which programming language got a sex change? Fortranny"

"What do black people get after death? Nigger mortis"

"What do you call houses who have good behavior? Manors."

"What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm."

"What's the best way to work your trapezius muscles? *shrugs*"

"Homophobic means you're scared of your house."

"DUMPED BY HIS GIRLFRIEND Q: Why was the 6'6"" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9"" girlfriend dumped him? A: He was nuts over her."

"Making an analogy that references itself is like good word play. You don't do it anytime you want. You have to have a good reason to go metaphor."

"When a man wants to get a tan he goes under the Sun. When a cos wants to get a tan... ...He goes under the sin."