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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a right angle that gets beaten into a long square? A rekt angle"

"Why can't bike stand on its own? ...because it's two tired."

"Most of the lies I tell aren't even true."

"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME-TRAVEL JOKES! when do we want them? RIGH"

"What do you do to an aggressive vegan? Shove your meat in their face."

"Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you? Because he was born in a barn."

"I was a baker when I was in the army. When I went to war, I went in all buns glazing."

"If that baby didn't want to be aborted it should have pulled itself out by its bootstraps like a real American"

"A Jewish boy asks his dad for $50 His dad then asks, ""$30? What do you need $20 for?!?"""

"Auto-correct simply means you end up saying stuff that you didn't Nintendo."