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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican with no car? Joaquin"
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"*jumps from plane* *forgets parachute* *grabs onto flying squirrel* *lives to tell the tale*"
"My ex told me that I was gonna die alone... I told her she was wrong because I would die while making out with a shotgun."
"How can you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard."
"I'm sexually attracted to metal boxes with locking systems. But don't worry. It's safe sex."
"Why did Hitler blows his brains out?... Because he saw his gas bill. Also this joke isn't funny, one of my family members died in a concentration camp. He went to take a piss and fell out of a tower."
"What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty? Will you be my grill friend?"
"space is stuped if im wanted to go somewhere where i cant breathe i would just stand next to a girl"
"What Does an Old Lady's Vagina Taste Like? Depends."
"The phrase ""This shit is bananas"" probably originated from the guy who had to clean out the monkey cage at the zoo."