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Joke of the Day
"Why do priests cry during sex? There's no telling."
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"Dr. says I have an enlarged heart thanks doc I already know I'm super nice just trying to figure out why I can't breathe when I eat chips"
"What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's knob."
"How is a vagina like a cigarette? The closer you get to the butt the stronger the taste."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says... ""Barkeeper, I'll have a beer and a mop"""
"How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting."
"A skeleton walks into a bar... And tells the bartender, ""I'll have a beer, and a mop."""
"What do you call a magic dog in French? A magi-chien."
"ME: What's your favorite movie? DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it? DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo"
"""Dad"" said Fred to his father who was a bank robber. ""I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow."" ""OK son"" said his dad ""I'll get you the cash when the bank closes."""