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Joke of the Day

"""Hey, wanna hangout?"" ""Later."" ""Now?"" ""No, later"" ""How about now?"" ""Jesus christ."" -if Adobe Updater was your friend"

"Maybe I carry an axe. You don't know. I could love you to pieces..."

"I once had a bad meal at a German restaurant. It was guten-free."

"Ready for battle, I taunted Monday and spit in its face, but when I woke up from my drunken haze, I realized I'd been yelling at Sunday."

"Dear Parents If you want to find out where your Son/Doughter is in the house, Simply turn off WI-FI and Wait"

"How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"

"How do you take the letter ""f"" out of the word ""way""? There is no f in way"

"You brought me roses? I can't eat this. Get out."

"How did Helen Keller break her arm? She tried to read the speed limit sign."

"No pain no gain but also no pain no pain."