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Joke of the Day
"What's a mouse's least favorite shape? A trapezoid."
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"If gravity were a person... He'd be pretty down to earth."
"Went to the store without my iPhone. Felt like I traveled back in time. Saw a dinosaur. Realized I actually traveled back in time."
"My friend asked me ""if you could have any super power in the world, what would it be?"" I said Cold War Russia."
"What are 8 Nougat-Bits? One Nougat-Byte"
"What kind of cake did Noah enjoy? Mabul cake."
"I was talking to some insects about my feet. I think they're pretty big, but mosquitos think they're bite-sized."
"What America thinks of Donald Trump is what the world thinks of America."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up."
"3 things that makes me stress: hot days annoying people stand close to annoying people in hot days"