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Joke of the Day
"What do the letters D.N.A stand for? National Dyslexics Association."
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"Hey grocery store cashiers that try to guess what we're going to cook- Shut up."
"How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them? They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs."
"Her: Do I look fat? Him: Do I look stupid?..."
"What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison? A small medium at large."
"My mother + my father condom = MOST AWESOME PERSON ALIVE!"
"What music service do potatoes like to use? Spudify."
"Billy asked our Astronomy teacher a simple question today... ""Mrs. North? How big is Uranus?"" Billy was sent to the office..."
"I saw two really fat people today talking... Looked like a heavy discussion"
"Sometimes when I'm about to sneeze, I snort some glitter. Then when I finally sneeze, glitter fills the air and people think I'm a wizard."