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Joke of the Day

"Houston, we have a problem Whitney Houston Jokes Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag. One more.., If she wasn't before, Whitney Houston is definitely 100% soul now."

"What do you call a bird of prey born in the 00's. A millennium falcon."

"Origin of Dad Jokes What and when was the very first dad joke?"

"Inside Out 2: The girl enters puberty. Her emotions get out of control. She goes Goth. Sadness murders the other emotions in their sleep"

"He died doing what he loved, my now ex-wife"

"Why are hurricanes named after girls. Because there not himicanes"

"Ignoring your text is easy. It's having to park my car 8 blocks away so you think I'm not home when you drive by that's awkward."

"What do you call an evil cat, who only lives to be an ass hole? A cat."

"What do a tornado and a black man have in common? They both can ruin a neighborhood."

"LOL there's like 20 guys w/ ""Female Body Inspector"" windbreakers that's hilarious they're seizing my hard drive & business records LMAO"