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Joke of the Day

"LOL there's like 20 guys w/ ""Female Body Inspector"" windbreakers that's hilarious they're seizing my hard drive & business records LMAO"

"That awkward moment when I give a guy a fake phone number and he tries to call it in front of me.. #OhShiiiit"

"A colorblind person logged onto Facebook the day SCOTUS legalized gay marriage... ""Hey everyone, why are you all advertising for '50 Shades of Grey'?"""

"These Jared from Subway jokes are so tired Bill Cosby started using them to knock out his victims"

"What does an Indian kid say before leaving his house for the day?.. Mumbai"

"Stop. Stop it right now. I'm going to count to five. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. ~A parenting haiku."

"Good thing you put a swing in your birds cage he's probably on that thing like ""MAN THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN FLYING"""

"What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise? A country."

"Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts? To keep the flies off the fried chicken."

"They say it's amazing what we can achieve if we all put our heads together But if I could put my heads together, I'd never leave my room"