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Joke of the Day

"Son: Dad, is cousin Billy a mosquito? Me: In Alabama? S: Yeah. M: Of course not. Why do you ask? S: Mom said he was the product of insects."

"This termite walks into a bar... And says ""Where's the bar tender?"

"I saw a man struggling in the sea today shouting "" Help, shark! Help!"" I just laughed because I knew the shark wouldn't help him. Heard from my 10 year old cousin."

"Some guy told me he could get 10 times as many women as I do Joke's on him, 10 times zero is still zero."

"""Hmm, how can I look at her boobs but not look at her boobs?"" - Guy who invented sunglasses."

"Four years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."

"What's the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? The black Jew has to sit in the back of the gas chamber."

"What does batman take in his whiskey? Just ice."

"I sometimes send letters to my parents... They're nothing to write home about."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intents."