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Joke of the Day

"I tried to join the local hide and seek club today But I couldn't find them"

"Never argue with somebody legally blind about spear fighting... they can hardly see your point."

"A monk to another, ""O! master, is it proper for a monk to use email?"" ""Sure, as long as there are no attachments"", replied the other."

"Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$@k dogs? In the lab."

"Mayonnaise is cum. When you put it on a sandwich, you're spreading cum on your bread. When you ask for it on a burger, you ordered cum."

"Why did the skeleton cross the road? He had a bone to pick with his neighbour."

"What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A good start."

"When you anticipate, you make an ant out of I, ci and pate."

"WARNING! Sickest joke ever. How do you know if your sister is on the rag? Dad's dick tastes like blood."

"What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!"