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Joke of the Day
"Why was Kermit chased by nazis as a kid? He was a Tad-Pole"
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"So I was talking to a Christian mother We were talking and she said ""I tell my kids Santa doesn't exist, I don't want them to believe in stuff that isn't real."""
"Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare."
"Relationship Status: changing locks"
"God: done? Noah: yea G: whats this Noah proudly: a swing set G: u built a park. I asked for an ark N: a what? G: a boat N: say boat then"
"Me: Treat yo self My Bank Account: DO NOT TREAT YO SELF"
"OK - who knows their Soupy Sales lines? I'll give you the set-ups, you give us the lines."
"I'm not intimidated by a pretty woman. I'm intimidated by smart women, who happen to be pretty."
"It was announced today that General Electric bought the Italian airline, Alitalia The new company will be called GenItalia"
"What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !"