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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public? Get a broom."
Next Joke
"Him: I'm sorry, can we start over? Me: great idea! You introduce yourself, and this time I'll keep walking."
"""Hate it when I think of her and suddenly we're teleported to a picturesque location, and have to dance to a random love song."" - Indians"
"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
"I just got married today It's unreal. I can still remember the the exact moment when every woman in the world became instantly more attractive."
"There is no way Siri could be a woman, she only speaks when she's spoken to."
"Why can't steven hawking perform comedy? He can't do stand up"
"What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food!"
"I thinks it cool when X girlfriend becomes XL girldfriend."
"What kid of music do old people listen to? Hip-Pop"