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Joke of the Day

"Imagine how hard it is to be homeless and gay.. You wouldn't even have a closet to come out of."

"are u nervous? do u hav nerves? dont wory. just take a deep breath. BUT NOT TOO DEEP!!! dont want ur lungs to pop. dont want that to hapen"

"Why did God invent Yeast infections? So woman know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt!"

"If I offended anyone in the last 24 hours sorry but I forgot my medication and I ran out or premium beer and my son's dating a scientologist"

"Rio is full of liars, cheaters, thieves, and drug abusers. And that's just the athletes."

"I typed ""Missing medieval servant"" into Google... But it just came up with ""Page not found""."

"The person who is your first and last thought of the day is either the one who has your heart, or who's murder you're secretly plotting."

"For the longest time I thought a jetski was what people who say ""brewski"" for ""beer"" call an airplane."

"What are three words you don't want to hear during sex? Honey, I'm home!"

"I once met a guy who had a law fetish. He got off on a technicality."