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Joke of the Day
"Shepherd's wife: You always seem so happy dear. Shepherd: I got ewe babe."
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"I like my coffee like i like my women raped and dismembered"
"If girls is boys If girls were boys for a day,The first thing he did was supposed to be:Pee on a tree"
"Beauty and the Beast is my favorite movie about how beauty is only skin deep. What's important is that you're rich & you have a giant castle"
"There's nothing a ""Baby On Board"" sticker says that the Honda Odyssey it's on doesn't already say."
"Two condoms walk by a gay bar... One says to the other, ""Wanna go inside and get shitfaced?"""
"What do you call it when you poop a little bit in your pants by accident? A shituation."
"What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !"
"Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray."
"Fun Fact: Jared Fogle was a Mormon I heard he graduated top of his class at Bring Em Young University"