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Joke of the Day

"My friend's offering to pay for a trip to NY to be her +1 for a wedding. She's probably going to drug me & sell my organs. *agrees to go :)"

"i bet when Kid Rock invented rap, people were like ""No! This is nonsense!"" but he (in typical Kid fashion) was like ""F*ck you're rules! """

"Juneau what Juneau is the capital of? No?... I guess Alaska professional!"

"Why can't Java programmers see well? Because of the eclipse"

"How does a mathematician ask for money? Give me 10! dollars"

"A pothead, a rapist and a dog killer walk into a bar. The Steelers must be in town."

"A Hurricane and a Divorce in Virginia I learned this joke from my chem teacher: What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common? Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!"

"If you need space join NASA' Baby! XD"

"What's better than roses on your piano Tulips on your organ"

"My wife caught me cheating last night and i feel so ashamed and full of regret. She's never going to play monopoly with me again!"