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Joke of the Day
"Never trust a man that says, ""Trust me."" and never trust a woman that says ""It's fine."""
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"If a Rastaman ever wants to tell you a story... Don't bother, they just Babylon."
"Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician? ... he worked it out with a pencil."
"I'm not sure but I think the family from Honey Boo Boo is just a family of bears that were shaved down and shown how to shit indoors."
"My family keeps telling me that when I die I should have my ashes made into a diamond There's a lot of pressure"
"Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card."
"My 84 mother to my 19: Make-up sure does wonders but you don't want your future husband waking up wondering who you are in the morning."
"Agitated I encountered a very nervous flea He said he gets his sleep in snatches."
"Y'all hear the one about the clairvoyant midget that escaped from prison? The police are searching for a small medium at large."
"Sometimes I'll stop the treadmill at the gym and run in place. When people ask me what I'm doing, I'll say, ""Pretend stoplight."""