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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician? ... he worked it out with a pencil."
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"If Pluto isn't a planet because it's too small... then do you really have a penis?"
"Just found out the Turkish President is getting into acting He shot a pilot a few month back"
"Let's have all your football jokes, I'll start . . . ""What's the most dangerous job in the NFL?"" Sucking the air out of Tom Brady's balls."
"When I found out my girlfriend was having a baby my life really changed. specifically my name, address and phone number."
"5,000 married men were surveyed as to why they like receiving oral sex. * 1% liked the warmth * 2% liked the sensation * 3% liked the eroticism * 94% just liked the peace and quiet"
"What did the leper say after he was finished with the prostitute? Keep the tip."
"I'll keep my women like Flo Jo... ....dead"
"With all this anti-drug propaganda going around, how do you know a D.A.R.E. representative is lying? His lips are moving."
"I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pi*sed. Not my fault they don't have Windows."