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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician? ... he worked it out with a pencil."
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"John! Do you see that guy over there?? John : Yeah? Peter : He is gay John : oh....really ?? How do you know that??? Peter : His dick tastes like poop"
"Peanuts Two peanuts are walking down the street, one was assaulted... ...peanut."
"What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs? His horse Marengo"
"Be back in a few days. Gotta shave my legs for spring. But, before I go, what's the best way to sharpen hedge trimmers?"
"Dear Monday. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my weekend. Prepare to die."
"US follows Britain BRITAIN: ""Hey, America, watch this!"" *BRITAIN SETS ITSELF ON FIRE* USA: ""Cool. Can I borrow your lighter?"""
"It's strange that most republicans are homophobic... especially when they're obsessed with screwing all the gay guys in the country."
"A man submits 10 puns to a contest, hoping to win... but no pun-in-ten-did."
"Why did hitler killed himself? He got the bill for gas"