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Joke of the Day
"Brexit's new vowels AIO Since it left E U"
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"Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park ? They woke him up."
"What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape? A circle, eh."
"What's Hitlers favourite weather? HEIL!"
"The key to every relationship is honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. ...Gonna keep typing this until she stops looking over my shoulder."
"Wow!!! I farted into my iPhone and Siri told me what I had for breakfast."
"How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb? [deleted]"
"What is a Mexicans favorite band? Hispanic at the Disco"
"You know that confused look that old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad."
"Why do jewish men get circumcised? Because a jewish woman wouldn't touch anything unless it's 20% off."