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Joke of the Day
"Don't worry guys, my wife just turned the car radio down so we shouldn't be lost much longer."
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"Dating is a lot like parking All the good ones are taken. The rest take a bunch of effort or are handicapped."
"What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard? Reload."
"Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet."
"I texted my girlfriend Ruth last night to let her know she was dumped ... I wanted to be ruthless"
"""Only a good guy with a forest fire can prevent forest fires"" - Smokey the NRA Bear"
"if you imagine all of Adele's songs are about a cheeseburger, it changes things drastically."
"How can I give myself a 12 inch penis? Fold it in half. ( ) "
"Chuck Norris's Daughter Lost her Virginity... He got it back."
"My newly married friend begins most sentences with, ""My husband said."" My go to response is, ""My dogs haven't said much today."""